Eyesore Askhurl and Bingo Bugbed are two viciously demented employment consultants who bludgeon their hapless clients into accepting inappropriate, immoral and downright illegal job offers. Meanwhile, Eyesore and Bingo are feverishly attempting to win a competition to reduce long-term unemployment statistics. But will their Swiftian proposal backfire? Will they win the competition only to end up being turned into two tins of Pal themselves?

Written by Bill Marshall 

Directed by Marc Lawrence 

Performed by Kristina Benton, Marc Lawrence, Katie Allison and Matthew Richard Walsh