Are you more Tim Tam than Barbecue Shape? Find out the truth: your inner biscuit revealed at The Biscuit Readings.

Never had your Biscuit read? Then it’s time to sort your inner biscuit out. Betty and Bert Bircher A.K.A “The Biscuit Readers” will divine your inner biscuit from their all-terrain tea trolley, just in time for Summer.

A Biscuit Reading is a bit like Arnott’s meets Astrology. As they say, “Know thy Biscuit, Know thyself.”

“Biscuitology is one of the most exacting forms of divination. From your Scotch Finger all the way to your Choc Ripple, nothing defines a person more than their natural biscuit alignment. Betty Bircher is a National Living Treasure for her pioneering work in this fascinating field.”

MELANIE BACON, Living Now & Again Magazine.

LOCATION: Box Office area

Produced by Barking Spider Visual Theatre.

Biscuit Reader – Betty Bircher

Tea Maker & Witty Banter Provider – Bert Bircher

Image by Sarah Walker

Specific accessibility information for this event:

Visual Rating: 50%
This event is partly subtitled or include dialogue, background music and/or sounds, so d/Deaf and hard of hearing audiences can have some engagement with the event.

Aural Rating: 50%
Has both sound and visual components, but sight isn’t essential to be able to engage with the event.