There is no such thing…until you listen.

It’s an age-old story: Man wants woman. Woman wants baby. Baby needs constant care. Lives are turned upside-down and shaken. Hard. Misunderstandings and mis-steps dance through ancient shadows. The baby emerges as a person who takes her parents on a tour of the past where they discover who they really are and who they might become.

Presented as theatre-for-one, ‘There is no such thing as a baby’ is an immersive experience in pre-verbal communication. You can listen in English or Spanish.

Content Warnings: Loud noises of a woman in labour and a baby crying

Written and produced by Christine Hill

Technical assistance by Dan Green

Spanish translation by Christine Hill with the kind assistance of Daniela Acuňa

Image by Darren Gill

Access Information:
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Visual rating 75%: The event is fully subtitled or has minimal dialogue, some background music and/or sounds, so d/Deaf and hard of hearing audiences can have close to the full experience of the event.

Aural Rating 50%: Has both sound and visual components, but sight isn’t essential to be able to engage with the event.