An intimate relationship between one woman and her furniture. Not sexual. May contain spies.

I’ve spent the best part of the last two years alone in my living room. I’m sure many of you can relate. This season will be a very early draft of a story involving a woman “in her prime”, some fantastic tales of espionage, questions about the nature of reality and truth, and a revolving door of couches from Facebook marketplace.

Phenomena are unforgettable events that people are there to witness.
I am writing about their opposite: unforgettable events that nobody was there to see.

“profoundly executed satire” – Theatre Travels (Breeders, 2021)

“a show for every living thing on this planet” – My Melbourne Arts (World Problems, 2019)

Written and performed by Emma Mary Hall

Dramaturgy by Adriano Cortese

Stage Management by Piper Huynh

Image by Darren Gill

Access Information:
Relaxed Performance Symbol

Relaxed Performance: Throughout the show season

Visual rating 50%: Events are partly subtitled or include dialogue, background music and/or sounds, so d/Deaf and hard of hearing audiences can have some engagement with the event.

Aural Rating 50%: Has both sound and visual components, but sight isn’t essential to be able to engage with the event.