Two kids, two ruined lives, so many fairy tales. Far too many fairy tales. So many that after a while you may not be able to put up with them. But these kids have to, because it is their lives. You are just the audience.

Esme: I’m not a child.

Hüso: Prove it.

Esme: I’ll prove it.

Hüso: How?

Esme: I’m just not!

Hüso: Then let me kiss you on the mouth once.

Esme: Go ahead.
Written by Ayse Bayramoglu

Directed by Lloyd Jones

Translated by Bilge Gulturk Loro

Performed by Anna Priestly and Zac Kazepis

Image by Zac Kazepis



Mar 15 – 19


Wed 6.30pm
Thu 7.30pm
Fri 7.30pm
Sat 7.30pm
Sun 4pm


La Mama Theatre

Tickets Info/

Full $25 Concession $15

Phone Booking/

03 9347 6142