***EXTRA SHOW: Saturday the 20th @ 5pm***

Two households, both alike in stupidity…

A hot new mangling of Romeo and Juliet by two of Melbourne’s sharpest mischief makers, Kimberley Twiner and Lily Fish.

Dive into the pants of two star-crossed clowns; with a questionable knowledge of Shakespeare, limited resources, and a multitude of distractions as they attempt to stage the most profound love story ever told.

Hilarious. Absurd. Camp.

Fish is a marvel – a protean, highly physical performer.

– Stage Whispers


Twiner’s chiseled body lines hint at dance training, or at least, copious amounts of self-critical time in front of the mirror.

– Weekend Notes


They will influence even the straightest of minds.

– Australia Times

Creators/Peformers – Kimberley Twiner and Lily Fish

Devised in collaboration with Giovanni Fusetti

Lighting Design – Bronwyn Pringle

Image Credit – Nayt Housman




Jan 16 – 21



Tue & Wed 6.30pm | Thu, Fri, Sat 7.30pm | Sun 4pm

Approx. 50 min


La Mama Theatre 205 Faraday St, Carlton


Tickets Info/

Full $30 Concession  $20

Phone Booking/

03 9347 6142