BETTE & JOAN: BITCH. SLUT. LIAR. WHORE

‘Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!’

Bette Davis is performing her one-woman show: ‘Memoirs & Martinis’, when Joan Crawford comes to crash the party. The toughest women in Hollywood go head to head and this divine feud spirals into a terrifyingly camp bacchanal of cigarettes, cocktails and wire hangers. Resurrected from the dead for your viewing pleasure, these women would rather burn in hell than admit defeat.

Bitch. Slut. Liar. Whore. is an homage to the pioneers of celebrity and stardom. Rumours will be spread, blood will be shed and Peggy will eat bread!

 

 

Written & performed by David Morris & Tom Halls

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When/

February 2 – 7

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Times/

Tue 6.30pm
Wed 8.30pm
Thu 6.30pm
Fri 8.30pm
Sat 10.15pm
Sun 8.30pm

Where/

La Mama Theatre
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Tickets Info/

Full $25
Concession $15

Phone Booking/

03 9347 6142

Running Time/

Approx. 60 min